Steph: “It’s not good. You built it up by saying how bad it was gonna be.”
Me: “I just said it was overcooked.”
Steph: “The second bite isn’t that bad. Not that bad.” Continue reading Cooking the books: Beef Roast
This month I read SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas and give you my grade school book report by the end of the month. Continue reading Books by their cover: SCUM Manifesto
I can vividly remember getting the gift card from my uncle and aunt for my Birthday. I didn’t get to see my extended family very much as they lived about 2 hours or so from me in the desert, and I get the feeling my uncle disapproved of my mothers lifestyle. I can remember as a boy they had given me a Nintendo game, Joust, for … Continue reading Mellon Collie and the Impressionable Teenager
Can’t write tonight. Foot hurts from impromptu run. I am trying to shape up. I am 31, 6′ 1″, 175 pounds, and I have never really worked out a day in my life. When I was a kid I was clumsy and didn’t play sports because I was clumsy. As I got older I told myself I didn’t play sport because only stupid jocks play … Continue reading The fifth wheel is resting on my belt
THIS CONTAINS MOVIE SPOILERS. SO FUCK YOU. I am behind on my journaling. I knew it was going to happen. Between the podcast, consuming media, and working, who gets the time to write anything down anymore. The last journal topic I wrote about was death and nonexistence. I skipped over the stream of consciousness day, I write to much of that crap anyway (plus … Continue reading The Mute Boat Captain, A Homophobic Drug Smuggler, CGI in Space
Nothing feels so first world as taking your car to a 100% hand wash. It’s difficult to look at car washes the same after Breaking Bad. No it doesn’t make any sense that a hand wash can employ as many people as it does and still turn a profit without being a embezzling front for drug money. It’s 81 degrees outside in the … Continue reading The Car wash.
Life, death, and time are the three components of life. Someone at work said the most valuable thing you can give someone is your time. Each day that I show up to work I am exchanging a day of my life.. Since it is all finite with unforeseen expiry dates, it seems like such a huge price to pay for a paycheck. I can never … Continue reading Life, death, time, and looking on the brighter side.
